We often go through life and don't take the time to thank those that have come before us for all that they have provided us. I'd like to take a few minutes to thank some of those people.
Let me start by thanking prehistoric man. He ran around killing animals and using his charm to woo the ladies. Sometimes there was a length of time between killing the animal and finding the right lady to share it with. He quickly realized that stinky meat is no way to a ladies heart so he discovered the power of snow. By packing his meat in snow, it would keep longer. By the time he located the right lady and 'convinced' her to come home with him, his meat was still nice and fresh. Little did he know he had set a path for enjoyment for all.
I would be remiss if I did not thank the Mesopotamians. Way back in the 7th millennium BC, these guys decided to get the party started right. Possibly before bread was even conceived, this fun-loving group of people invented beer. While certainly nothing like the fine beers of Sweetwater and Sierra Nevada we enjoy today, it was beer nonetheless. I could take another couple of hours to thank these guys, but alas, beer isn't beer unless it's cold, so let’s move on.
Jacob Perkins, an American inventor, was a big fan of keeping things cool. Word on the street was that his lineage went right back to the prehistoric guy I mentioned earlier. The 'natural ice industry' at the time was too large to overcome and his 1834 patent for a refrigerating machine didn't garnish much interest. Jacob eventually gave up on his grand plans of world refrigeration and went back to England to pursue other ventures. Fear not Jacob, your work will not go to waste.
Not long after Perkins' failed refrigerating machine idea, a journalist by the name of James Harrison moved to Australia to further the cause. Australia was too warm to harvest their own natural ice and was in dire need of some coolness to keep their kangaroo meat nice (I made this up). By 1856, Harrison had a working refrigeration machine and the world rejoiced. But even more importantly, he secured a contract from a brewery to build a larger machine that would cool their beer. The kegerator was born. (kinda)
Finally, we have one more person to thank: Kelly. Kelly is the person responsible for giving me the green light to secure my own piece of history. She has wisdom beyond her years and can see the immense value from owning a kegerator.
Without further ado, I present the latest item soon to be seen on the Taylor deck: The Craigerator. . .

PS - I also thank Wikipedia for all the useful information on beer and refrigeration
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